Saturday, November 11, 2006

Texas is screwed

Texas will see it’s national title aspirations fizzle today in Manhattan, Kansas.

Normally I would predict the three touchdown beatdown that logic dictates.  Today, however, the Horns must play against the Wildcats of Kansas State and the curse of the Anti-Victory thanks to the Austin American-Statesman.

Learning about the presence of the Anti-Victory on the coaching staff of the secondary explains a great deal of how terrible that unit has played at times this year.  Learning that he was on the staff last year simply makes the magnitude of Vince Young’s indomitable Aura of Victory even more astounding.  I mean, his powers could only be rivaled by the likes of Jesus Christ himself, for who else could beat the greatest team in the history of college football in their home stadium with the Anti-Victory on his own sideline?  It’s like Superman beating up on Galactus while wearing Kryptonite underwear.  Unbelievable.

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