2 - Upon further review, that pic is total bullshit. No fucking WAY Chewie plays anything other than bass. And I sincerely doubt Han f'n SOLO settles for rhythm guitar. I mean, I totally see Luke on lead, but c'mon. I see Darth more as a death-metal lead vocalist. Salacious Crumb would be on drums if for no other reason than he is a total ripoff of Animal from the Muppets. They do have Leia in her rightful place as blowjob-giving groupie. Finally, 3PO and R2 would be roadies at best (I mean, those are the people who tell the stories anyway, right?). Get those fuckers from the cantina on keys. (Comment this)
3 - Salacious Crumb was far too minor a character to be worked into this picture. I like Chewie on drums and I'm willing to believe that Han and Luke trade off leads a la the Allman Bros. C3P0 and R2D2 are definitely roadies. Darth on Bass b/c he doesn't really fit anywhere else (too technically difficult to depict that he's the lead singer with that helmet on, can't see his screaming face). I would have put Leia on keys and vocals. She could be like that Evanescence chic. (Comment this)
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